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Happy Fourth of July to EVERYONE

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Even if you aren’t American (which must suck) you should still celebrate The Fourth of July here’s why...  

If you like having electricity in your house... You can thank America.
If you like listening to the radio... You can thank America.
If you like watching movies... You can thank America.
If you like watching TV... You can thank America.
If you like the fact that Human Beings have been to other celestial bodies (IE - THE MOON)... You can thank America.
If you like surfing the Internet... You can thank America. If you like Hamburgers - you can thank Germany....
BUT if you like BACON CHEESEBURGERS... You can thank America.
If you like Pizza, don’t thank Italy... You can thank America.
If you like listening to Rock-n-Roll, Jazz, or Rap... You can thank America.
And if you like NOT BEING A FREAKING NAZI...
You know what to do....



Some have questioned this...  So I'll explain.

Electricity - Thomas Edison & Nikola Tesla - Americans
Radio - Nikola Tesla - American
Movies - the Kinetograph  by Thomas Edison - American
Television - Philo Farnsworth - American
The Moon - NASA, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin - Americans
The Internet - originally ARPANET - Created by the US Department of Defense - AMERICANS
Bacon Cheeseburger - the "Teen Burger" introduced in 1963 by A&W's - Americans
Pizza - Italian-Americans in New York - AMERICANS
Rock-n-Roll - Trixie Smith, Sam Phillips, Alan Freed,  Fats Domino, Bo Diddley, James Brown, Elvis Presley - AMERICANS
Jazz -  Buddy Bolden, Freddie Keppard, Joe Oliver, Louis Armstrong, Original Dixieland Jass Band  - AMERICANS
Rap - James Brown, Bob Dylan, Sugarhill Gang, Gil Scott-Heron, Coco La Rock, Rudy Ray Moore - AMERICANS

And the last one... come'on....

Didn't even mention:

the Telephone - Alexander Graham Bell - American
or the Celephone - Martin Cooper - American
or the VCR - Charles Paulson Ginsberg - American
or the Optical Disc (which lead to the CD/DVD/LaserDisc/BluRay) - David Paul Gregg & James T. Russell - Americans
or the Personal Computer - Henry Edward Roberts - American
or the Video Game - Ralph H. Baer - American
or the Graphical User Interface - Xerox, Apple, Windows - all American Companies
or the Computer Mouse - Douglas Engelbart - American
or the Laptop - Adam Osborne - American
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ravenviolet777's avatar
Actually Nikola Tesla was Serbian (but had an American citizenship) and Alexander Graham Bell was Scottish, but AMERICA IS COOL ANYWAY :la:

You didn't mention that if we like eagles, we can thank America. 
Yay for eagles!! :dummy: